Blind gossip!

1) “This actress is B list for now. When her cr*p show goes off the air on that almost network, then I fully expect to see her at a comfortable D. She is the star of the show. Well, at least has the most name recognition. Reason? Shrewd. So shrewd. Dated a B list gay movie actor when he was scorching hot and in a huge couple of movies so got in a lot of pap photos. Although they tried to have sex once or twice, it never really worked out, but what she did learn was how to tie him to the bed and beat him with a paddle. He loved it. Turns out, she loved doing it. Her new boyfriend? A C list actor, maybe B- if you are a fan. They had nothing in common and she was tired of him hitting on her. Then one day he started talking about what he liked in bed. Same thing as the other actor, but this time she does not have to beard.” [CDAN]

2) “Which troubled young Brit actor met the friendly introductions of the Upper Class Virgin Atlantic flight attendant – offering to help with whatever he wanted during the journey – with the simple riposte, “Why don’t you just f*ck right off?”” [Blind Gossip]

3) “This C list singer (who has done a little acting) is known all around Hollywood for being the go-to man if you want an STD. Our source said a B list actress on a hit TV show claimed that every STD in Hollywood can be traced back to this guy.” [BuzzFoto]