Robin Williams has disco phobia

Robin Williams is so bad at dancing his new wife Susan Schneider has to take the lead.

The Hollywood actor who revealed his marriage is “going well” since the couple tied the knot last month admits the graphic designer takes on the male role on the rare occasion they hit the dancefloor because he gets “disco phobia” and can only master “about three moves”.

“I can do swing dancing a bit, and Susan’s so beautiful she leads. I can do fake Latino dancing, like a tango. But I can do about three moves,” she said.

“I have a disco phobia. The idea of breaking into dance moves is bad, it makes me go hunchback.”

If Robin ever starred in a reality TV dancing competition he insists there would have to be a warning message on the screen urging people to send money in to buy him some lessons.

“I’m a bad dancer, like a damaged white boy,” he said. “It’s scary because if I dance it’s almost like a telethon where you need to have the number at the bottom for people to ring and it says, ‘Please help, send your dollars to help this young man learn to dance’.”